About Us

A little bit about who we are.

Who am I?

Hi, I'm Kenneth, but you can call me daddy. I'm a young college babe working towards a career in the big bucks. But while I am a man of substance, I am also a man of love. That is why I spent my mother's money to build this website, to share with you all one of my greatest loves: juicy, meaty sausages. I hope that browsing through my sausages gives you a peak into my soul. Daddy out.

An hommage to a great man

Thank you Evan for being an intelligent god, a hunk of a man, and a true friend. The time and dedication you put into this project has given me an outlet for sharing with the world my love, my resolve, and my passion for the art of the sausage. I hope that this website will be a testament to your genius, and will stay online FOREVER. Thank you for being a true friend, and for helping me to share my sausage with the internet.